After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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