the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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