You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
17 year olds will be the death of me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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