Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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