Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He better not be in your backpack
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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