Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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