these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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