You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I am naked and annoyed.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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