I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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