How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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