Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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