Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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