would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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