none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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