Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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