You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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