I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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