I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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