I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
