omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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