Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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