: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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