What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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