I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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