Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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