Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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