Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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