This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
