I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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