please come you make the beer taste better
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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