Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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