Will you blow on my dice?
I hate all girls vehemently.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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