Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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