you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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