dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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