I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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