9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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