He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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