some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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