I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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