I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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