Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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