last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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