Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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