i permit you to call me
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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