i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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