sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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