'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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