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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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