sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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