White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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